Historical record of the city of Savannah

Notice.

It is with pleasure we call the attention of the merchants and planters of the interior of Georgia and Florida to the cards of our advertisers.

The fact that the merchants and manufacturers of Savannah can sell their goods on as reasonable terms, and, in some instances, at lower rates than the merchants of Northern cities, has only become generally known within the last three years. The stoppages here last season of a large number of merchants from the interior of Georgia, in their onward flight to the North, and the purchasing of goods by them at the same rates they had previously paid at the North, is a sufficient attestation of the fact to the most skeptical. In several instances orders for goods from the North were duplicated here at a less cost. Besides, by purchasing in Savannah the time and expense of a Northern trip and the additional freights are saved, thereby ensuring to those who encourage home trade an amount of profit not obtainable by following the old system of running to Northern markets every season. The merchants and manufacturers of Savannah have the facilities for supplying the demand for all articles needed throughout this section; they possess a reputation for enterprise and business integrity unsurpassed by those of any community, and it is a source of gratification to chronicle the fact that their efforts to establish a home trade are meeting with the encouragement which they richly merit.

INDEX TO ADVERTISEMENTS.

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Amusements.
Why is the medical profession the most tedious?	See card of	Page
THEODOR MEVES "Museum Garden"		26
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law.
Why are lovers like armies?	See card of
WM. H. BULLOCH		9
Auction and Commission Merchants.
When may a ship be said to be ambitiously in love?	See card of
WM. W. DANIELS		42
Why is horse-racing natural?	See card of
ISAAC D. LAROCHE & CO.		40
Bankers, Brokers, etc.
Why is an overworked horse likean umbrella?	See card of
HENRY BRYAN		38
What is the difference between a town and its inhabitants?	See card of
DAVID R. DILLON		8
Why is a bald head like heaven?	See card of
KETCHUM & HARTRIDGE		45
Blank Book Manufacturer.
GEO. N. NICHOLS		front of book.
Booksellers and Stationers.
When does the rain appear to be studious?	See card of
COOPER, OLCOTT & CO.		32
What is a noiseless and sure revolver?	See card of
HERMAN L. SCHREINER		34
Boots, Shoes, etc.
When can not a leopard be caged?	See card of
MEINHARD BROS. & CO.		42
What is the most difficult feat of surgery?	See card of
CHARLES F. CLER		43
Butchers.
How does a horse regard a man?	See card of
FRED J. CLARK		40
Why are old maids the most charming of people?	See card of
C. T. COOPER		32
When is a sailor not a sailor?	See card of
JOS. SMALLWOOD		27
Carpenters and Builders.
Why might carpenters really believe there is no such thing as a stone?	See card of
M. C. MURPHY		24
Cigars, Tobacco, Snuff, etc.
Why is an omnibus strap like conscience?	See card of
A. FERNANDEZ & BRO.		3
What is the plamy season of life?	See card of
C. P. LOPEZ		12
Why is the letter O the only vowel sounded?	See card of
R. MOLINA		24
Why would a war between the United States and Great Britain be like the melancholy spirit of a woman on the loss of a near relative?	See card of
S. SOLOMON. (Manufacturer)		11
Clothiers.
When do ladies carry fire?	See card of
I. L. FALK & CO.		6
What word is always pronounced wrong?	See card of
GAZAN BROS.		20
When is a turkey like a ghost?	See card of
IVES		16
Crockery, China, and Glassware.
What is the difference between a tunnel and a speaking trumpet?	See card of
BOLSHAW & SILVA		28
Why is a man who has lost his limbs in battle forgotten by his friends?	See card of
E. D. SMYTHE & CO.		29
Dentists.
Why is the letter U the most uncertain?	See card of
H. J. ROYALL		2
Drugs, Chemicals, etc.
Why are old and infirm mem like generals?	See card of
A. A. SOLOMONS & CO.		9
Why is a gentleman who is treading on a lady's dress like a hunter?	See card of
C. M. HILLSMAN		23
Dry Goods.
Why is furling a ship's canvas like a mock auction?	See card of
DeWITT & MORGAN		14
What is the difference between the ladies of the present day and Cleopatra?	See card of
EINSTEIN & ECKMAN		16
When are skipping lambs like library volumes?	See card of
EPSTEIN & EINSTEIN		36
Why is a newspaper like a cotton bale?	See card of
I. EPSTEIN & BRO.		22
Where is beef tea first mentioned in history?	See card of
J. W. LATHROP & CO.		41
When is a lawyer strongest?	See card of
S. M. LEDERER & CO.		46
What are the best columns for supporting a fine business?	See card of
ORFF, WATKINS & CO.		5
Fancy Goods, Trimmings, etc.
When does a boat resemble a man under arrest?	See card of
ED. MANES		20
Factors and Commission Merchants.
Why is the letter A useful to a deaf woman?	See card of
J. H. ASHBRIDGE & CO.		38
What is the best time for reading the book of nature?	See card of
P. H. BEHN		8
What is the most lasting document?	See card of
J. BERRIEN OLIVER		23
Why is the letter S likely to prove serious in an argument?	See card of
BOIT & McKENZIE		46
Why should we have dates at our finger ends?	See card of
HENRY BRYAN		37
When are young ladies disturbers of the peace?	See card of
FERRILL & WESLOW		34
Why is it vulgar to send a telegram?	See card of
GUE, PEARCE & CO.		26
When may a man be considered a poor vehicle for expression?	See card of
GUERARD & HOLCOMBE		41
How can the secrets of nature be learned?	See card of
M. Y. HENDERSON		18
Why is life the greatest riddle?	See card of
J. W. McDONALD		14
Why is a ship load of cotton like a locomotive?	See card of
PURSE & THOMAS		19
What complaints do old maids like to be troubled with?	See card of
ROBERTS & TILLMAN		48
Why was Noah accused of being the first brewer of beer?	See card of
SORREL BROS.		41
What should unmarried ladies with independent resources do?	See card of
SLOAN, GROOVER & CO.		48
What is worse than raining pitch-forks?	See card of
T. F. SMITH		48
Why should the ardor of lovers who separate at twilight become dampened?	See card of
GRANTHAM I. TAGGART		45
*What would we be without the dear* ladies?**	See card of
TILLMAN & McRAE		46
Who was the first jockey?	See card of
TISON & GORDON		30
Fertilizers.
When is a woman a poem to a man?	See card of
WILCOX, GIBBS & CO.		31
Foundries and Machine Shops.
What fruit does a newly married couple most resemble?	See card of
T. BALLENTYNE & CO.		35
Groceries, Liquors, etc.
Why is the letter V in the word giving like the nose on your face?	See card of
CHAMPION & FREEMAN		22
When is a woman not a woman?	See card of
CONNERAT & JOHNSON		27
What is smaller than a mite?	See card of
DILLON & STETSON		36
How would you measure your lover's sincerity?	See card of
M. J. DOYLE		12
Why do the reciminations of married couples resemble the sound of waves on the shore?	See card of
GUCKENHEIMER & SELIG		20
Why have poultry no future existence?	See card of
HESS, GUTMAN & CO.		10
Why is a mad bull an animal of a convivial disposition?	See card of
HOLCOMBE & CO.		32
Why are corn and potatoes like the idols of old?	See card of
C. J. BEATTY		20
Hats and Caps.
When is a hat not a hat?	See card of
S. M. COLDING		4
Hay, Grain, etc.
At what time should a bar-keeper visit a foundry?	See card of
C. V. HUTCHINS		30
Hotels.
What goes most against a farmer's grain?	See card of
PULASKI HOUSE		47
Ice Dealers.
What is the difference between a pretty young lady and a dentist?	See card of
HAYWOOD, GAGE & CO.		4
Insurance.
What should a man do when his boots leak?	See card of
SO. BR. KNICKERBOCKER INS. CO.		39
What is a stroke of policy?	See card of
A. McNULTY		7
Why are young ladies kissing each other like christianity?	See card of
J. T. THOMAS		front of book
Justices of the Peace.
What guage is that which most frequently indicates the depths of a man's pocket?	See card of
PHILLIP M. RUSSELL, Jr.		22
Millinery.
Why is Sunday the strongest of all days?	See card of
MRS. S. PEASE		38
Newspapers.
When does an editor play queer tricks with grammar?	See card of
SAVANNAH MORNING NEWS		15
Painters, House and Sign.
When does a cow become real estate?	See card of
MURPHY & CLARK		11
What does every woman always do before she goes to sleep?	See card of
JOHN OLIVER		18
Paints, Oils, etc.
What is the difference between oil and a freshet?	See card of
WM. M. BIRD & CO.		1
Why is Utah a good place for ladies?	See card of
W. D. R. MILLAR		25
Paper, Envelopes, etc.
Why is a blush like a little girl?	See card of
R. A. WALLACE		17
Photographers.
Why is a washerwoman like Saturday night?	See card of
D. J. RYAN		2
Public Houses.
Where is money first mentioned in the bible?	See card of
VALENTINE BASLER
Why are balloons in the air like vagrants?	See card of
JOS. FERNANDEZ		30
What roof covers the noisest tenant?	See card of
JOHN IMMEN		26
Why is a prosy lecturer like the hub of a wheel?	See card of
ALEX. IRVING		4
What is the pawnbroker's favorite time of the year?	See card of
TERENCE NUGENT		40
What are the features of a cannon?	See card of
MIKE T. QUINAN		10
Why is an old coat like an iron kettle?	See card of
ANGEL G. YBANES & BRO.		27
Printers.
Why is a printer like a girl preparing to meet her lover?	See card of
J. H. ESTILL		13
GEO. N. NICHOLS		front of book
When may a ship be said to be madly in love?	See card of
CHARLES E. O'SULLIVAN		42
Why was Mahomet like a man with a bad cold in a church?	See card of
E. J. PURSE		36
Railroads.
Why is a baby at a foundling hospital like an emetic?	See card of
ATLANTIC & GULF RAILROAD		44
Saddlery and Harness Ware.
When may money be called wet?	See card of
W. F. MAY		6
What is the difference between a honey-comb and a black eye?	See card of
E. L. NEIDLINGER		14
Shaving and Hair Cutting Saloon.
When is cotton not cotton?	See card of
J. M. HAYWOOD		34
Ship Chandler.
What trade would you recommend to a short man?	See card of
E. H. VAN NESS		12
Sodawater, Bottler and Manufacturer.
What foreign newspaper does a man resemble when he opens a bottle of wine?	See card of
JOHN RYAN		21
Tailors and Drapers.
What vice is it that both the good and bad shun alike?	See card of
BAILEY & BRADY		47
What is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailor?	See card of
CHARLES GASSMAN		22
Tinware, Roofing, etc.
Why is a husband like a traveler on a Mississippi steamboat?	See card of
JOHN J. MAURICE		43
Tobacco Commission Merchants.
What is the military definition of a kiss?	See card of
GOODMAN & MYERS		8
What is the difference between a honey-comb and a honey-moon?	See card of
THAXTON & CREWS		24
Undertakers and Cabinet Makers.
Why is love like a canal boat?	See card of
FERGUSON & DIXON		37
Watches, Jewelry, and Silverware.
What kind of a machine is an attorney?	See card of
S. P. HAMILTON		3
Why is a kiss like creation?	See card of
F. D. JORDAN		26
When is a lover like a tailor?	See card of
ADOLPH SACK		43
Wines, Liquors, etc.
Why are base ball players the greatest cowards?	See card of
W. M. DAVIDSON		37
Why is the letter E lazy and extravagant?	See card of
T. J. DUNBAR & CO.		33
Why is a spendthrift's purse like a thunder-cloud?	See card of
WILLIAM HONE		23
What is the difference between a candle in a cave and a dance in an inn?	See card of
J. LAMA		11

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