"What a cover! Why, I never heard of
such a thing!" We knew you hadn't, so we got this
"The idea of putting our pictures in
the back of the book!" Of course we regret this,
but we didn't feel that we could put you all on the
"Look how they cut down the space on
organizations." We're glad you see it. We have
endeavored to put out an interesting book, not a
"It's a dirty trick to cartoon a fellow
that way." Popularity has its price.
"Those slang descriptions and sketches
are a disgrace to a college publication." If they
get you mad, just think how we feel.
"There is n't a single color plate in
the book." Funny, but we had noticed that
ourselves; after glimpsing at those halftones and
zincs, what do you say?
"It is n't worth two dollars." Neither
is a diamond, but think what one sells for.
"The shape is awfully clumsy." Do n't
say that, please. We are just as sensitive about
our shape as you are about yours.
"I see the staff pictures are all in
the front of the book." The engine usually heads
the train. Are we not right?
"It seems to me that this book is too
hard on the Faculty." Is that so? We hadn't
supposed it possible. But do n't you forget that
they like a joke as well as the next one - and
besides they are used to it.
"A lot of these frat snaps are rotten."
We are in no position to agree to or deny this, but
if they are, lay it on the gang. We had to take
what they gave us.
"Why, they left out the Company
pictures." We did. And it cost us good round money
to do it; but since it saved every cadet the price
of a laugh at the Orpheum, what are you kicking
"Our class history has been left out."
Right again, Mr. Mule. Wait until you have made a
little history before you expect to see it in
And we do n't have to apologize for the
paper we use. just take a slant at it, and if it
does n't rest, satiate, alleviate, and satisfy the
human eye, better see Engberg, for you surely are
in need of a change and a rest.