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CHAPTER XIII
Early Joys and Sorrows
While the early settlers
had to encounter many hardships, there were still
a few threads of gold running in the woof and warp
of their pioneer lives. Their cheeks were aglow with
health, their hopes were strong, and their hearts
were light.
There were no social barriers
excluding the poor from the rich; all were poor in
this world's goods, yet all enjoyed a wealth of honor,
social equality, and contentment. Sometimes the meal-chest
became empty, and before Haymaker's mill had been
built on Cedar Creek, a domestic strait of this kind
entailed considerable inconvenience on the settler.
A milling trip required from a week's to three week's
time. Sometimes the settler had to "wait his
turn" for several days. When this was the case,
he slept in the mill at night, or used his own wagon
as a sleeping apartment. He also took along provisions
for several days, and if these became exhausted, he
had his rifle and fishing tackle with which to solve
the dilemma. The mills were located at Bentonsport,
Keosauqua, or sometimes the settler had to go as far
as Burlington.
When there were deep snows
or impassable roads, everybody ran out of bread-stuff
and had to either live on boiled corn or else take
their corn to the home of the writer's grandfather,
Thos. Hickenlooper, who lived where the town of Foster
now stands, and grind their grist on a hand-mill something
similar to the spice-mills now seen in grocery stores.
It was operated by a crank, and contained a fly-wheel
about two feet in diameter. Grinding on this mill
was laborious work, and, like the mills of the gods,
ground slowly; but not exceedingly fine, like the
latter, for the buhrs were dull. The remains of the
old mill are still lying about the old Hickenlooper
homestead.
It may seem strange to
state that during the first few years of the county's
settlement water was scarce. The settlers either did
not know where to dig for or else there was none on
the flat, high, prairie regions. Old settlers still
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ground until after the soil had been
broken and cultivated for several seasons. It all
drained off into streams, the virgin sod shedding
it without absorbing it. Nobody ever thought of constructing
ponds or reservoirs.
The prairie-itch
was another pioneer luxury which the people of the
present generation do not enjoy. It usually entered
on a seven-years lease with the latter, but at the
end of that period the lessee was seldom evicted from
the premises. It ran through families, and many well
regulated families were never without it. It was a
sort of heirloom in those families. It is generally
understood that the itch is fostered by habits of
filth and unwholesome neglect of the bodily condition,
thus inviting a small animal parasite to burrow near
the surface of the skin, subsisting on the impurities
of the blood. It is hard, however, to account for
the greater prevalence of the disease in early days
unless it may be referred to the fact that in those
days of scarcity of clothing many people were obliged
to wear a single suit for a great length of time without
change or washing. This, of course, rendered the skin
impure, and made it possible for the parasite to seize
a foothold.

The Charivari.
In 1847 there were but
four families in the village of Albia. Two of these
families occupied the little log courthouse—viz.,
the Flints and the Marcks. Dr. Floint had two charming
daughters—Amy and Nancy. Jonas Wescoatt won
the heart of Amy, and Robert Meek, who for many years
since was one of the proprietors of the well-known
woolen mills of Bonaparte, Ia., wooed the equally
charming Nancy. The wedding was to be a double affair,
and special efforts were taken by the contracting
parties to evade the inevitable charivari.
On the 10th of October
the wedding day was arranged, and Mr. Meek drove over
in a spring-wagon, and the plan was to drive to Eddyville
immediately after the ceremony and escape the serenading
crowd. During the evening of the 9th the boys "got
wind" of the affair on the morrow, and of the
plans to escape; so they took off one of the wagon
wheels and concealed it. No trace of the wheel could
be found, and the bridal parties were thrown into
great consternation. When the hour fixed for the marriage
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quartet was conspicuously absent. The
assembled crowd of boys grew uproarious in their glee,
for the thought the wedding had been postponed. The
justice, however, had been notified to return home
and reappear in the evening and tie the knot secretly.
He did so, and the newly coupled quartet repaired
to the cottage of Mr. Wescoatt to spend the night.
In the meantime, however,
when Mr. Michael Lower, the justice, reappeared, eh
was followed by a spy, who saw the nuptial proceedings
and communicated the fact to the crowd. Late at night
they stormed the Wescoatt stronghold and forced the
garrison to capitulate. The charivari was
a great success, and each bride was compelled to present
herself to receive the blessing of the crowd.
In the morning the missing
wheel was found by the side of the wagon.

An Interesting Find.
One fall, in the '50s,
Dr. Gutch, then a young medical student, was teaching
school near where Maxon now stands. One day, during
the noon hour, he and the school-boys were out on
the hillsides, gathering hazel-nuts. They saw a strange
object some distance away, near the roadside. Some
thought it a deer, others a mad dog having a fit.
They crept cautiously up to it to investigate, and
they finally discovered that it was a man. They approached
the apparently lifeless form, and discovered it to
be that of Joe McMullen. Gutch examined his pulse,
and then remarked: "Damned if he ain't alive!"
They carried him to a hay-stack near by, and in due
time he became conscious, and returned home. He had
just made a horse-trade with Jesse Snodgrass, and
had gotten $15 to boot. He had considered it a good
trade; and to get the better of Jesse Snodgrass, in
a horse-trade was an achievement worthy of celebrating
by taking a drink at Harrow's grocery. He had taken
a little too much, and on his return home had become
"becalmed."

Bee-Hunting
The early settlers found
the forests alive with wild honey-bees. Almost anyone
could find a bee-tree by strolling through the woods
and examining every knot-hole in the trees; but the
professional bee-hunter had a more methodical way
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knows, flies straight, or in a "bee-line,"
to its home, when laden with honey, and in order to
get the exact bearings of the bee-tree, the hunter
took the "course" of the homing-bee. There
were several ways of securing these observations.
ONe way was for the hunter to lie down flat on the
ground in the midst of a growth of wild flowers, and
as the bee which came to work on the blossoms took
its departure, the falcon-eyed bee-hunter got its
"course" and followed it up. Sometimes the
distance would be a mile or more.
It is said that when the
bee-hunter became old and dim of eyesight, he seized
the bee, and, removing its sting, thrust in its place
a tiny white feather, and then released the insect.
In its flight homeward he could follow with his eye
the white feather for a long distance. This, however,
is perhaps a popular vagarism.
Another method was to
attract the bee to a certain locality by means of
"bait." This bait consisted of a pair of
corn-cobs placed in a fruit can and saturated with
a saline fluid always available. The bees would gather
in large numbers, and the hunter, lying on his stomach
underneath the suspended "bait," got his
"courses."
Another method was
to go into the forest and burn honeycomb, when the
scent of the burning would attract the bees.
Sometimes a bee-tree would
yield as high as several hundred pounds of honey,
and the hunter's accumulation of sweets was usually
stored in "dug-outs," or large troughs made
of cottonwood logs.
Among the writer's earliest
recollections are several of these old "dug-outs"
stored in his grandfather's smoke-house. They had
at first been used to hold honey, then, later, as
receptacles for containing pork; and, within the writer's
recollection, held soft soap. Barrels were not so
plentiful as now, and it was an easy task to hollow
out a large log of soft wood to take their place.
Bee-trees are still frequently
found in the woods, but the hives do not thrive, and
seldom live through the winter. The bees are from
tame colonies, and they do not seem to adapt themselves
to habitations in trees.

The Log-Cabin.
The nearest approach to
a "house not made with hands" was the log-shanty
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much as have the bark removed, and the
floor, at least, was made by the Supreme Architect
of the universe, for it consisted of the bare ground.
The chimney was made of sticks and mud, and the roof
was formed of clapboards, or, not unfrequently, of
layers of slough-grass.
This dwelling was but
a temporary structure, and as soon as the "squatter"
made up his mind to take a claim, he set about to
erect a more elaborate building. He cut the finest
white oak logs which he could find in the forest,
hewed them perfectly square and smooth, and with his
ox-team hauled them to his building-site. Then he
invited the entire community to the "house-raising."
This was a tremendous social affair. The neighboring
housewives, for a radius of ten or twelve miles, came
in and helped bake pumpkin pie, or brought them with
other victuals already cooked. The young ladies came
too, but, as they were "dressed up" in their
"hoops," they merely "set around,"
or helped wait on the tables.
In the crowd there were
always men who were locally famous as good "cornermen"—i.e.,
men who could carry up the corner of a log-house with
more skill than others. One of these was selected
for each of the four corners, and, as might be supposed,
each vied with the other in a contest of skill. When
the writer's grandfather's house was erected, the
prospective occupant of the structure offered a premium
of a bushel of potatoes to the "cornermen"
doing the best job. Allan White bore off the prize,
though Lewis Arnold came in as a close second.
This house was built in
1848 or 1850, and was a large two-story. It was then
sided with lumber hauled form "the river"
and was skirted with two verandas and all painted
white. It was one of the largest edifices in the neighborhood,
and its owner, in consequence of a kind of baronial
homage, accorded to him by his neighbors through a
veneration for the size of the house and the number
of chimneys, elected him "squire," and his
son Charles constable, which emoluments they shared
for several years. The house is still standing, and
when remodeled, a few months ago, the hugh square
logs were found to be as firm and solid as when they
were placed in position nearly forty years ago; but
the "cornermen" are all long since dead.
When a house was raised,
and the "puncheon" floor laid, the festivities
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the eminently respectable tone of the
pioneer dance was entitled to be termed. It was a
thoroughly cultivated and respectable affair, and
was very different from many of the public dances
of the present day.

The "Hoedown."
Such is the name commonly
applied to the free-for-all public dance. While those
who participate in the "hoe-down" are by
no means rude or scantily civilized, yet at the public
dance-house they come in contact, and for the time
being, at least, are placed on the same social level,
with persons of both sexes whom they would not recognize
on the street or in the home.
At the common "hoedown"
those French terms used by the man who "calls
off" are Anglicized into plain English; for instance,
the caller will shout the familiar term "Chassez
partners!" but in the "hoedown" whirl
it s translated into:
"Swing your taw,
Everybody dance to please Grandpa!"
Another term is indicated thus:
"Crow hop out and bird hop in,
All jine flippers and swing 'em agin!"
Or, if the gentleman is directed to
swing to the right and the lady to the left, the man
who "calls off" shouts from his elevated
position on the inverted barrel: "Jay-bird to
the right, yellow-hammer to the left!"
Taken as a whole, the
"hoedown" has its legitimate place in society,
and ought not to be too harshly criticized.

Camp-Meetings and Water-Melons.
Unhappily, the old-fashioned
Methodist camp-meeting is a joy of the past. The church
edifice has long since gathered the people away from
"God's first temples" and encompassed them
by frescoed walls and vaulted ceilings. Instead of
"Coronation," "Antioch," and "Old
Hundred" rolling out upon the assemblage of rich
and poor alike in a flood of harmony, awakening a
spiritual warmth in every heart, the fashionable church
walls reëcho the superb strains of some lofty
anthem, which, while sung by a trained choir, accompanied
by violin, cornet, and pipe organ, yet fails to find
a responsive chord in every heart.
The aged sister, old-fashioned
in both her ways and her garb, likes to go where she
can try to sing, even though she cannot "carry
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she could both exercise her discordant
voice and wear her plain bonnet and calico gown without
being stared at.
The meeting was conducted
under the foliage of some grove, or sometimes beneath
a great tent. Those who attended from a distance lived
in tents pitched on the grounds, where they cooked
their meals and slept at night on straw-beds. The
camp-meeting was usually held in September, and the
water-melon was the fruit offering and the fried chickens
the burnt offering at this sacred tabernacle.
Of later years, the modern
"holiness" offshoot of the United Brethren
Church, and a kindred organization splitting off from
the Methodist and other churches, and taking the name
of "Friends," have each revived the old-time
camp-meeting to some extent. They hold periodical
sessions in camps, and in their devotional practices
are distinguished by a fervor in some cases amounting
to a frenzy. At times the subject lies in a cataleptic
state for hours, unconscious of surroundings.
The "Hardshell"
or Missionary Baptist preachers of early days approached
nearest to the ideal conception of John the Baptist
of any of the champions of Christ. While they did
not subsist on locusts, they may have begirted themselves
with leathern girdles. At any rate, they were usually
of a migratory species of divine, ranging up and down
the streams and holding revivals in the little school-houses.
They scorned to preach for money and always guaranteed
salvation "without money and without price-ah."
They affixed the syllable "ah" to the end
of every sentence as a sort of declamatory balance-wheel
to regulate the inflections of their voices. They
were good men in any capacity, but they had a particular
aversion to high-toned churches, and to preachers
who wore "biled" shirts and paper collars.
The writer remembers old
Brother Jackson, who used to "labor" down
on Soap Creek. "Brethren and sisturn," he
used to say, "I ain't one of them big guns who
preaches in the great cities like Centerville and
Moravia and Albia and Ottumwa-ah, but hit's always
been my lot to preach in the dark corners of the earth-ah,
whar the pot biles the slowest and the purse is the
lightest-ah!"
Brother Jackson's dramatic
illustration of the sinner's imminent danger of hell-fire
was clothed in all the fervent imagery of Dante's
"Inferno." "And now, dyin' sinner-ah,
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of fire and brimestone-ah. The blue
blazes of etarnal hell-fire have about burned the
limb in two. It bends, it crackles as its wood is
roasted, and your body settles further down into the
lake! Then the cord takes fire, and is burnin' in
two-ah, and that is how you are hangin' to-night-ah.
Your thread of life is about burned in two, and your
soul is settin' down in the lake of unquenchable fire-ah."
Jim Pollard, when at the
flood-tide of his spiritual zeal, was a power in the
land. When he ascended the pulpit, he invariably removed
his coat, and later on, as he warmed up, threw off
his vest, and by this time the sermon began to assume
a funnel-shaped form, and those of the congregation
nearest the pulpit began to scamper for back seats.
One Sunday morning, while
mowing slough-grass in the Soap Creek bottom, the
Lord came to him in a vision and recommended that
he mend his ways. He (Jim) said: "As I swung
the scythe to and fro, the stubbles would strike against
it, and the scythe would say: 'Go to meetin', Jim!
go to meetin', Jim!' Then when I would whet the blade,
the scythe-stone would say, as it struck it on either
side: 'Go quick, go long! go quick, go long!' "
On another occasion Brother
Pollard called at the home of Dr. Arnold in Urbana
Township, while the family were at breakfast. They
had boiled cabbage, and Jim was specially fond of
boiled cabbage. "Won't you sit up and take breakfast
with us?" asked Mrs. ARnold. "Ah, no!"
was his reply, as he looked wistfully at the dish
of cabbage; "I am too full of the love of God
to hold cabbage!" He had just returned from a
revival.
On another occasion he
had just returned from a preaching tour in Missouri,
and had received a call to preach at the school-house
at Albany. He began his discourse with this exordium:
"Brethren and sisters, Jonah was puked out of
the whale to go and preach to the people of Ninevah,
and I have just been puked out of Missouri to preach
to you-uns!"

Embryo Villages
There are numerous sites
of former villages in Monroe County, which, like Goldsmith's
"Sweet Auburn," have vanished, save now
and then a garden flower to mark the spot "where
once the garden smiled." In the spring and summer
of 1856 immigration was at its flood-tide. In every
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boomed by the projector of the town.
There were no railroads in the county at that time,
and no one locality had any advantage over its rival
in the matter of location. In time, however, most
of these hamlets died down from the effect of the
natural law of a survival of the fittest.
In the summer of 1856
the village of Fairview, or cuba, as it was subsequently
named, was laid out in Mantua Township. The place
exists to-day only in name, and is a few miles east
of the town of Avery. At one time it was a promising
village, but the C., B. & Q. Railroad passed north
of it, and the town of Avery killed it.
Eldorado, in Cedar Township,
was also started and looked promising on paper. It
boasted two houses.
Smithsfield and Hollidaysburg
were also candidates for municipial [municipal] greatness,
but soon shared a like fate.
Pleasant Corners, in Pleasant
Township, situated about a mile north of the present
village of Frederic, was once a lively village. It
had a store, blacksmith shop, and a "Seceder"
church. To-day it is one of the loveliest spots in
the county, but it has ceased to be a village.
Urbana City was started
about the same time. It was once a flourishing village,
and was the seat of Soap Creek civilization and commerce.
It contained a flouring mill, school-house, blacksmith
shop, two stores, a shingle-splitter, and a saloon.
To-day it is a corn-field.
Along about the year 1890,
Frank Fritchle laid out the town of Minerstown, a
half-mile west of the present town of Foster, in Monroe
Township. The town was regularly surveyed and platted,
and was intended as a rival of Foster, just starting.
There was but one house erected in the town, but the
streets and avenues remain on paper, and are well
preserved.
Selection is a post-office
five miles south of Albia on the Centerville, Moravia
& Albia Railway. Some years ago it boasted of
a water-tank and general store, but it never grew,
and while there is still a store at the place, the
tank has been removed, and the railway station building
has been locked up for years, there being no agent
at the place.

The "Water-Witch."
Necessity is said to be
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that it is the maternal relative to
the "water-witch." If this mystical personage
may also be permitted to claim a paternal progenitor,
we will say that Ignorance is the father of the "water-witch."
When the country was new, water, as we have already
stated, was often scarce, or difficult to locate in
veins in the earth. Then, like a Moses smiting the
rock with his rod, the "water-witch" arose
with his "divining-rod," to tell people
where to dig. Professors of this occult science usually
selected some fruit-bearing twig—a forked switch,
each prong a foot or more in length. He grasped each
prong in the hand and walked around with the switch
pointing in front. In passing immediately over a spring
in the earth the stick would point downward, according
to popular belief. The switch, in the hands of a right
good "witch," would be so persistent in
its efforts to point downward that it is claimed that
in grasping it tightly the "witch's" grip
would sometimes rub off the bark from the twig, or
even break it. A good "witch" could always
tell how far down the water might be found. The "divining-rod"
was a little capricious in its action. It would not
point down if actually held over a pond of water,
or water in plain view. It was a way it had of doing,
and the witch did not make any efforts to explain
the seeming contradictory phenomenon.
Schools
and School-Teachers
